Pimpin da Dorkiness
Could you stay long enough for me to say goodbye
You can be free as long as you're with me
If you could see the real me you'd bleed
If you could see the real me I'd breathe
Could you still breathe long enough for me
Could you still belong enough for me
-Filter, "Miss Blue"
So I looked at the guy and said,"Tort!" and he replied, "Tort!" at which point I was forced to retort.
Sometimes I like to take a step back and look at my life and say, "Wow! How'd all that shit get funked up like that?!" I mean how did I get to this point? In one day (today) I've been called a "player" (or is it "playa"?), a ladies man, and a "dork". This is a step up from my high school days when the other socially adjusted children would just call me "that asian kid with the weird name". So I guess I'm feeling pretty good about myself right about now, but amazed that I've been able to earn enough respect from women to be called a ladies man, been seen with enough women to be called a playa, and played enough video games to earn the dork award. All of these things are fairly surprising, well, except for the video game one (you could have seen that one coming a mile away). So right now I'd like to take a moment and reflect on the dynamic changes I've had to make in my life to turn my life around from the course of becoming just another asian kid who is good at math to a playa with dorkish tendencies.
Well that was fun....
Actually the only changes I've made has been to my wardrobe, because whether you like it or not that's how people classify you. I mean if 80's teen movies have taught me anything its that everyone has to be labeled into a group. This means YOU! So you should really just pick a group that you don't mind being mistaken for and go with it. But of course there's more to me than my preppy, frat-boy clothes. I'm complex, an onion, with many layers. Layers. Yes. Like my membership in a fraternity and my layer of clothing and my layer of skin, and other layers besides. Very complex, lots of organs and such.
Random Time of the Day of the Day:
3:41 PM
Top 5 AIM quotes of the Week:
1:
"i n beds trihgn not teo psueke"
2:
"and when will the baby be born?"
"once i find a dingo"
"so you're female now?"
"no, just confused"
3:
"and you know you'll never be just an ass to me"
"there are so many other body parts attached to you"
4:
"But oif yoiu werer her i would kiss youy'A"
"ANd make youffel beet"
5:
"Kidnapped! Help me... anyone?"
"Don't get yourself handcuffed or anything"
