Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Dreaming Again



I can see what you see
But is it worth it to me?
The same old conversation
Over and over and over

-Default, "Sick and Tired"



Today I met the girl of my dreams. She could have been the one. She was hot. She was with her mom. She was deaf and she was mute. I think it would really have worked out between us. I mean lets look at the positive points.

1. She was helping her mom shop. So she's got a good heart and she seemed really nice.
2. She can't talk. This is great. Think about it. No long phone conversations. No screaming or yelling. More importantly if you wanna pretend she's not trying to yell/sign at you, you can just close your eyes.
3. Did I mention she was really hot?
4. Finally a girl that can hold a great conversation with you while giving you head. Score!

Now I would be on a date with this girl right now instead of just typing about it if it weren't for one thing. This one negative thing about this girl is simple.

1. How the hell do you ask her out?

So being unable to sign my interest in having sex with her. At least not using any signs that her mother would approve of, I was unable to do anything. So if anyone knows how to sign, "How you doing?", give me a ring on my celly.